On paper, I should be really into St. Patrick's Day. I'm from Savannah, which becomes St. Patrick's Day central every March, fountains dyed green and all. My middle name is Aerin, which is worth like a million Gaelic bonus points. And I really love wearing green, that vibrant, can't ignore ya kinda green. I won't actually wear it on St. Patrick's Day though. It just won't be appreciated.